I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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