Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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