The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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