I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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