Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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