She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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