Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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