But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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