Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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