Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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