ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Randomize
