People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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