drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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