yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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