STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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