we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
