So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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