this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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