I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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