just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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