am i really the first person to wonder what the stripper was doing with ice cream IN her vag in the first place? does she walk around like that just in case or was it a special occasion??
i am not sure what kind of strippers you all are going to see but the ones i know are high class and squeeky clean. i would not hesitate to eat ice cream off one of their monkey bumps.
4:23, cheer the fuck up. The world is a big, shitty place, and you can really only do one of two things. You can cry at it, and then you'll never stop, or you can take things less seriously and crack jokes to alleviate the utter crushing pointlessness of it all.
4:35, YES.
Pineapple Express: "You wanted to eat that lollipop out of the hooker's snatch, you wanted to do it!" / "Yeah, and what'd you do? Ate a box of Nerds out of her butthole!!!"
Yes 3:10 (2) we realize that this site has deviated from "Texts from last night" to "Funny texts that I happened to send or receive". However, it is still funny so STFU
3.19 from a song
Belsen is a gas , so the people say, round up all the jews and take them all away, life is so much fun, wish you were here, write it on a ostcard and write it clear....stfu about nazi land you dozy twunt
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