omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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