that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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