Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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