3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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