So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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