Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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