Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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