I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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