He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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