Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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