i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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