Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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