Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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