just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
