I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
