In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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