Kiss
Puke
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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