Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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