Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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