i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
