I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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