i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
