I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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