i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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