I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You've changed since you got that strap on
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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