? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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