i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
pray to the hookup gods
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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