i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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