CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
