Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
